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GottaLaff , to random
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🤢 ’s VP short list. (My replies explode in 5….4…3…2…1…):

“includes 3 former GOP candidates, Sen. Tim Scott (R-S.C.), Vivek Ramaswamy & Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-Fla.). …Rep. Byron Donalds (R-Fla.), Gov. Kristi Noem (R-S.D.) and former Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard…”

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4480275-trump-confirms-names-on-vp-shortlist/

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff Rhonda Santis is off the shit list? Pick a lane, .

GottaLaff , (edited ) to random
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via Pagliery!

Breaking news, first
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Donald Trump has been hit with a massive one-two punch in his bank fraud case.

He owes $372 million for lying—and he can't borrow money from any New York bank, frustrating his ability to appeal the judgment.

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff I wish it was three dog years.

GottaLaff , to random
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📌 Via Lisa Rubin:

Per NBCNews, Judge Engoron’s ruling in the New York Attorney General’s civil fraud suit against Donald Trump, his sons Don Jr. and Eric, former CFO Allen Weisselberg and others is expected Friday.

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff Sounds like a good weekend! Especially of Heinz catsup folks, not so much for .

GottaLaff , to random
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mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff There should just be a video of him listening to one of her songs. Oh, the rage!

ChrisMayLA6 , to bookstodon
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Defend our

(from @tomgauld)

@bookstodon

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  • mrbruno ,
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    @ChrisMayLA6 @tomgauld @bookstodon Libraries should be disguised as gun shops. No one would dare ban a gun.

    "Excuse me, Ms. Gun Dealer. Where is your Youth Fiction Gun section?"

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Via Inner City Press... wow.

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    @GottaLaff His lawyers went to Barnum & Bailey Law School.

    Joker Jail GIF

    arstechnica , to random
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    After 32 years, one of the ‘Net’s oldest software archives is shutting down

    Hobbes OS/2 Archive: "As of April 15th, 2024 this site will no longer exist."

    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/01/after-32-years-one-of-the-nets-oldest-software-archives-is-shutting-down/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    mrbruno ,
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    @arstechnica I used to work at IBM and called it Blow S/2.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Bluff called.

    “President Volodymyr has extended an invitation to Donald to visit Kyiv, with a specific condition attached.

    Speaking with U.K. broadcaster Channel 4 News, Zelensky said that Trump would be warmly received in the capital under one stipulation: the former U.S. president must demonstrate his ability to bring an end to the war with Russia within 24 hours, as he once promised.”

    https://kyivindependent.com/zelensky-invites-trump-to-ukraine/

    mrbruno ,
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    @GottaLaff put up or shut up,

    : "I'm in court/prison for 20-25"

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Every panel of this one is beyond genius, starting with how looks pre-hair/makeup.

    Just. Go.

    Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/01/14

    mrbruno ,
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    @GottaLaff I would expect catsup stains on the walls. Not ketchup which is too woke!

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    @GottaLaff Noice. First I've heard of this case.

    mrbruno ,
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    @GottaLaff I wish more and obsequious toadies would wake up and realize this.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    👀🫣 A federal judge in New York has ordered a vast unsealing of court documents in early 2024 that will make public the names of scores of 's associates.

    https://trib.al/VOMyY5M

    mrbruno ,
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    @GottaLaff "Associates" == Clients?

    pbump , to random
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    Eight years ago, Trump was railing against Hillary Clinton for giving high-paid speeches after leaving government.

    The amount he pulled in from speaking blows her fees out of the water. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/14/trump-clinton-speaking-fees/

    mrbruno ,
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    @pbump doesn't "speak". They has two settings: "bad standup routine" and "ranting lying lunatic".

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